Our Purpose

To keep patois language alive. ChatPatois is making its debut at an exciting time, when news should be newsworthy and exciting, without blemish; when we should be truth seekers and story tellers to enhance the wellbeing of humanity and secure a place for our children and children’s children and to sell amazing and awesome quality products *that you keep dreaming about*.

We wish to keep the momentum alive by chatting patois. It is a unique language that is mostly used by Jamaicans and misunderstood by those who do not understand the meanings; but love the sound that echoes from our lips and fascinated by the *spelling and pronunciations*.

We intend to teach the language through our line of products, news and interviews, from pillow to post.
Sample: English~~If you can chat it, you can wear it, for real, trust me.
*Patois~~if yuh can chat it, yuh can wear it, fi real, trus mi*.

Our Values

  • ChatPatois is here to bring you all the entertainment, news, sports, shopping, travel and more. This site is coming in hot! hot! hot! with a mix of english and patois language.

  • ChatPatois is here to bring you all the products you can think of through our fantastic print-on-demand company, who will handle design printing and shipping to our customers.

  • ChatPatois is committed to serving the public and we will stand only for love, integrity, decency, quality, honesty, excellence, fun and excitement.

  • ChatPatois values your opinion, judgement, and honesty without demoralizing, diminishing, or degrading your fellowmen. We focus on what is considered:
    the good (bless up), the bad (sarry fi maga dawg) and the ugly (tek man fi fool),
    as we truly believe that there is good in each one of us, we just have to find it. We believe that there are two choices in life right and wrong.

  • ChatPatois will live step by step, and day by day, by the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. By Faith is the way God wants us to live.

  • ChatPatois believes that worship is the typical way of life of an individual, group, or culture, whether we realize it or not, because it is what we were created to do.
    *Wi a God Pickiney*.